A man named Sue: June 2006

2 husbands at Home Depot

Two Husbands at Home Depot

Two guys, one old and one young, are pushing their carts around Home Depot when they collide.
The old guy says to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."
The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."
The old guy says, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?"
The young guy says, "Well, she is 27 yrs old, tall, with red hair, blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white shorts. What does your wife look like?"
The old guy says, "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours."

Abbott and Costello buy a computer

If Bud Abbott and Lou Costello were alive today, their infamous sketch,
>"Who's on First?" might have turned out something like this:
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>COSTELLO CALLS TO BUY A COMPUTER FROM ABBOTT
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>ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?
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>COSTELLO: Thanks. I'm setting up an office in my den and I'm thinking about
>buying a computer.
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>ABBOTT: Mac?
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>COSTELLO: No, the name's Lou.
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>ABBOTT: Your computer?
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>COSTELLO: I don't own a computer. I want to buy one.
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>ABBOTT: Mac?
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>COSTELLO: I told you, my name's Lou.
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>ABBOTT: What about Windows?
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>COSTELLO: Why? Will it get stuffy in here?
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>ABBOTT: Do you want a computer with Windows?
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>COSTELLO: I don't know. What will I see when I look at the windows?
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>ABBOTT: Wallpaper.
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>COSTELLO: Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software.
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>ABBOTT: Software for Windows?
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>COSTELLO: No. On the computer! I need something I can use to write proposals
>track expenses and run my business. What do you have?
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>ABBOTT: Office.
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>COSTELLO: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything?
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>ABBOTT: I just did.
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>COSTELLO: You just did what?
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>ABBOTT: Recommend something.
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>COSTELLO: You recommended something?
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>ABBOTT: Yes.
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>COSTELLO: For my office?
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>ABBOTT: Yes.
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>COSTELLO: OK, what did you recommend for my office?
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>ABBOTT: Office.
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>COSTELLO: Yes, for my office!
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>ABBOTT: I recommend Office with Windows.
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>COSTELLO: I already have a! n office with windows! OK, let's just say I'm
>sitting at my computer and I want to type a proposal. What do I need?
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>ABBOTT: Word.
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>COSTELLO: What word?
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>ABBOTT: Word in Office.
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>COSTELLO: The only word in office is office.
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>ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows.
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>COSTELLO: Which word in office for windows?
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>ABBOTT: The Word you get when you click the blue "W".
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>COSTELLO: I'm going to click your blue "w" if you don't start with some
>straight answers. What about financial bookkeeping? You have anything I can
>track my money with?
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>ABBOTT: Money.
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>COSTELLO: That's right. What do you have?
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>ABBOTT: Money.
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>COSTELLO: I need money to track my money?
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>ABBOTT: It comes bundled with your computer.
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>COSTELLO: What's bundled with my computer?
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>ABBOTT: Money.
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>COSTELLO: Money comes with my computer?
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>ABBOTT: Yes. No extra charge.
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>COSTELLO: I get a bundle of money with my computer? How much?
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>ABBOTT: One copy.
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>COSTELLO: Isn't it illegal to copy money?
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>ABBOTT: Microsoft gave us a license to copy Money.
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>COSTELLO: They can give you a license to copy money?
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>ABBOTT: Why not? THEY OWN IT!
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>(A few days later)
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>ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?
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>COSTELLO: How do I turn my computer off?
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>ABBOTT: Click on "START".......

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*Thanks Julian*

Queen of Sky fired for blog post

Queen of Sky was FIRED from Anonymous Airlines for posting the following pics on her blog.

**Apparently this happened back in 2004. Never heard of her. Sent in to me by Michael.**
As well i don't see what the big fuss is. Nothing indecent there.

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Fuzzy Zoeller's incredible hole-in-one

Jennifer Connelly video compilation

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What's the definition of too short? This video is a fine example of too short.

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Paris Hilton and Jose Theodore

Jose Theodore is the former Montreal Canadiens and current Colorado Avalanche goaltender.
He has a hot wife, and a 3 month old baby.
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Paris Hilton has done nothing in life really. She has also had more rubber in her crease than Jose has in 358 NHL games.

Here they are a few days ago at the Muchmusic video awards, apparently smooching away
and leaving for a room. I guess one deserves the other. Keep your blocker on, Jose.

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Saugeen Stripper

6 months after i had the biggest hits ever on this blog, the Saugeen Stripper is still alive and well.
I posted some pics the Saugeen Stripper last December after the original picture site kept crashing.
At the same time the Saugeen babe was making international news headlines, and i got a gazillion hits on this blog. (not that it does anything, but if you help by just clicking an add i'd be very greatful)

She's still making the rounds, and here's a video compilation of the Saugeen Stripper. Not sure why she's so popular, with so many nudes out there on the net.

The Evolution of Dance

Evolution of Dance

the funniest 6 minutes you'll ever see. Juddson Laipply dancing.

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Here's what "The Kid from Brooklyn" has to say. Go get 'im kid.

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Top 10 Women drivers

or 10 reasons they should not be allowed to drive.

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Indoor beach in Japan

what will they build next?....

You don't know shit.

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cool links, fun stuff

Zoom in, waaay in.

Play Soccer Tops, simple fun game.

3D shooter game.

GTF out of my house. Better than a live marriage proposal.

Superman movie is coming out... here is some classic Man of Steel video

Bad tattoos.

Celebs: Then and Now

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Last wish: Cameron Diaz blow job

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Power of make-up

I probably posted this or something similar before, either way here it is again. Just goes to show you that most of us look better than these so called 'celebs'.