Lost, Season 3.

Begins October 4th. If you haven't seen this go bye the friggin DVD sets. It's the best
thing to hit TV since TV was invented. Not kidding.





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Lohan, Oprah and cool links

Wet t-shirt World Cup.


Looks like Lindsay Lohan has stopped wearing undergarments.






Always wanted X-Ray vision? Get it here!

See the difference?



Oprah can't pump gas. geezus....

Today's topic: Stupid human tricks

Humans, the Stipudest Species on Earth

Another collection of people getting smashed up. Most are idiots.


No this isn't funny... cheerleader gets dropped on live TV.

Sexiest Women - #97 Vanessa Marcil

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Sexiest women - #98 Heather Graham

Birth name - Heather Joan Graham
Date of birth - January 29, 1970
Milwaukee, Wisconsin, USA
Height - 5' 8" (1.73 m)







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An 80 year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up. The doctor asked him how he was feeling and the 80-year-old said "Things are great and I've never felt better. I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. So what do you think about that?"

The doctor considered his question for a minute and then began." I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid hunter and never misses a season. One day when he was setting off hunting, he was in a bit of a hurry and accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun. As he neared a lake he came across a very large male beaver sitting at the water's edge. He realized he'd left his gun at home and so couldn't shoot the magnificent creature but out of habit he raised his cane, aimed it at the animal as if it were his favourite hunting rifle and went 'bang,bang'.Miraculously, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead. Now, what do you think of that?" asked the doctor.

The 80-year-old said, "If you ask me, I'd say somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver."

The doctor replied, "My point exactly".

A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having
trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked,
"Harry, what's your problem?"
Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My
sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she
is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!"

Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the
principal's office.

While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher
explained to the principal what the situation was. The
principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a
test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he
was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She
agreed.

Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained
to him and he agreed to take the test

Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Harry: "9."

Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Harry: "36."

And so it went with every question the principal
thought a 3rd grader should know.

The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, "I
think Harry can go to the 3rd grade."

Ms. Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask him some
questions."
The principal and Harry both agreed

Ms. Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that I
have only two of?"
Harry, after a moment: "Legs."

Ms. Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I
do not have?"
The principal wondered why would she ask such a
question!
Harry replied: "Pockets."

Ms. Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps
into?"
Harry: "Pants."

Ms. Brooks: What starts with a C, ends with a T, is
hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish
liquid?"
Harry: "Coconut."

The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.

Ms. Brooks: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out
soft and sticky?"
The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he
could stop the answer,
Harry replied, "Bubble gum."

Ms. Brooks: "What does a man do standing up, a woman
does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?"
Harry: "Shake hands."

The principal was trembling.
Ms. Brooks: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in
'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?"
Harry: "Firetruck."

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the
teacher, "Put Harry in the seventh-grade, I got the last
seven questions wrong.

more odds and ends

some weird-cool-odd pics





Jessica Biel will always be a great girlfriend.



Scarlett Johansson is soooo hot.




Big woody, Jeans to tight and license plate.

Play music by clicking on the sunbathing babes. Cool and fun.

More body shots

Some body shots.








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More body shots

Some body shots.








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Sexiest Women - #99 Naomi Watts

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Top 100 sexiest women Josie Maran

#100 Josie Maran





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Kate Hudson bikini pics

Fat kid thinks he's going to die on ride

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FORREST GUMP GOES TO HEAVEN

The day finally arrived. Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven.
He is at the Pearly Gates, met by St. Peter himself. However, the gates are closed, and Forrest approaches the gatekeeper.

St. Peter said, "Well, Forrest, it is certainly good to see you.
We have heard a lot about you. I must tell you, though, that the place is
filling up fast, and we have been administering an entrance examination for everyone. The test is short, but you have to pass it before you can get into Heaven."

Forrest responds, "It sure is good to be here, St. Peter, sir. But nobody ever told me about any entrance exam. I sure hope that the test ain't too hard. Life was a big enough test as it was."

St. Peter continued, "Yes, I know, Forrest, but the test is only three questions.

First: What two days of the week begin with the letter T?
Second: How many seconds are there in a year?
Third: What is God's first name?"

Forrest leaves to think the questions over. He returns the next day and sees St. Peter, who waves him up, and says, "Now that you have had a chance to think the questions over, tell me your answers."

Forrest replied, "Well, the first one -- which two days in the week begins
with th e letter "T"? Shucks, that one is easy. That would be Today and Tomorrow."

The Saint's eyes opened wide and he exclaimed, "Forrest, that is not what I was thinking, but you do have a point, and I guess I did not specify, so I will give you credit for that answer. How about the next one?" asked St. Peter.

"How many seconds in a year? Now that one is harder," replied Forrest, but I thunk and thunk about that, and I guess the only answer can be twelve."

Astounded, St. Peter said, "Twelve? Twelve? Forrest, how in Heaven's name could you come up with twelve seconds in a year?"

Forrest replied, "Shucks, there's got to be twelve:
January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd.... "

"Hold it," interrupts St. Peter. "I see where you are going with this, and I see your point, though that was not quite what I had in mind.....but I will have to give you credit for that one, too. Let us go on with the third and final question. Can you tell me God's first name"?

"Sure," Forrest replied, "its Andy."

"Andy?" exclaimed an exasperated and frustrated St Peter.

"Ok, I can understand how you came up with your answers to my first two questions, but just how in the world did you come up with the name Andy as the first name of God?"

"Shucks, that was the easiest one of all," Forrest replied. "I learnt it from the song, "ANDY WALKS WITH ME, ANDY TALKS WITH ME,
ANDY TELLS ME I AM HIS OWN. . . "

St. Peter opened the Pearly Gates, and said: "Run Forrest, run."

News goofs

CNN's Kyra Phillips forgets to turn off mic during bathroom break




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fire this guy? fire the guy that hired him! Bad weatherman





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Stressed Chad gets pissed




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Coke and Mentos

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Indoor pool

didn't have much to do this weekend, and with winter on the way i figured i
should take my outdoor and put it inside.
here's the finished look.







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Some cool links

List of the world's richest countries.

Poseidon resort in Fiji.

EON Touchlight, just like in the movie 'Minority Report'.

10 Greatest Robberies of all-time.

Freaky Women In An Elevator - video powered by Metacafe
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